"Saturday"

In our world (well, Nick's world anyways) "Saturday" means...yesterday, last week, last month, last year...pretty much any day in the past that he is referring to. Recent examples:

"Elmo truck worked on Saturday, but it doesn't work now." (He said this today but Elmo truck broke a couple of days ago).

"Remember on Saturday when I knocked you over at Linda's?" (He said this yesterday, but it happened about a year and a half ago).

Guess we'd better start working on the days of the week!